Great Julienne Fries!

I was looking forward to testing my new Trap after the installation. But zombies are hard to come by. Well, anyway, I took the sack of potatoes I'd bought earlier and thew them in. GREAT fries. Granted, I had to disable the trap doors so it wouldn't dump my fries into the incinerator, but otherwise it's perfect. Until the zombie outbreak occurs, I'll be sitting pretty on my pile of home-cut fries!

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First off, not to be

First off, not to be nitpicky, but the fries are not home-cut, they're Zap Trap cut. Credit where due.

More importantly, WE DO NOT CONDONE DISABLING ANY FEATURE OR COMPONENT OF THE ZAP TRAP FOR ANY REASON, especially for one so short sighted. While we can appreciate your excitement try experiment with your Zap Trap, a zombie outbreak can (and indeed will) occur anywhere at any time with no warning. The Zap Trap will not be held liable for a zombie invasion in your domicile if your Zap Trap has been tampered with in any way.

I urge you to contact our maintenance department immediately to arrange for a time when a technician can be dispatched to repair the damage that has been done.

Posted by kolin on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 19:52