Why The Zap Trap? Aren't Zombies humans too?

Submitted by kolin on Wed, 12/24/2008 - 16:32

No. No, they're not.

And we thank you not to dignify the undead with a capital "Z."

Zombies are just that, zombies. They might have been human, but just as adults are no longer children, and vegetables, once picked, are no longer healthy, zombies are no longer human. Therefore they can (and indeed, should) be decapitated and decommissioned swiftly and with extreme prejudice.

Zombies are not fit to be free or enslaved. They are simply too dangerous and unpredictable. The only viable solution is total zombie extermination.