This thing isn't cheap, how do we know it works?

Submitted by kolin on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 13:22

We at The ZAP Trap understand your concern. A ZAP Trap is a substantial investment, but just like all assets, it is designed and intended to ultimately pay off. Since the EEOC has required us to hire zombies as part of their equal rights initiative, we have plenty of zombie test subjects. To ensure that your ZAP Trap functions as it should the very first time and every time, your Installation team will test your ZAP Trap as soon as it's finished being installed. With each installation, we include an on-site zombie test subject, which you may freely direct toward your ZAP Trap at your leisure.